i don't want to be someone else's bad day

Obligate shipper: McShep, Sterek, Johnlock, Klaine.
heckyeahdavidhewlett:

McKAY: Hey. You’re up early.
SHEPPARD: It’s ten a.m.
McKAY (looking at his watch): It is? (He groans.) Ah, God! I didn’t sleep at all! I was up all night, thinking about this Ronon situation.
(He sits down opposite John.)
SHEPPARD: You got anything?
McKAY: Ah, nothing. I tried everything: pacing, snacking, bathing …
SHEPPARD: Bathing?
McKAY: Yeah, like Archimedes.
SHEPPARD: You mean the Greek scientist who had a crush on Teyla?
McKAY: No, like the Greek mathematician who came up with the Archimedes principle. The physical laws of buoyancy? According to legend, the idea came to him when he was sitting in the bath, so … Look, the point is that the revelation occurred while he was, you know, relaxing, not thinking about the problem. The solution, as it turns out, was right in front of him all along.
SHEPPARD: You think we’ve overlooked something?
McKAY (exasperated): I don’t know. Maybe. Look, all I know is I was up all night going over it and I’m drawing a blank, so, look, I could use a fresh perspective.
SHEPPARD: I’m not takin’ a bath with you.

heckyeahdavidhewlett:

McKAY: Hey. You’re up early.

SHEPPARD: It’s ten a.m.

McKAY (looking at his watch): It is? (He groans.) Ah, God! I didn’t sleep at all! I was up all night, thinking about this Ronon situation.

(He sits down opposite John.)

SHEPPARD: You got anything?

McKAY: Ah, nothing. I tried everything: pacing, snacking, bathing …

SHEPPARD: Bathing?

McKAY: Yeah, like Archimedes.

SHEPPARD: You mean the Greek scientist who had a crush on Teyla?

McKAY: No, like the Greek mathematician who came up with the Archimedes principle. The physical laws of buoyancy? According to legend, the idea came to him when he was sitting in the bath, so … Look, the point is that the revelation occurred while he was, you know, relaxing, not thinking about the problem. The solution, as it turns out, was right in front of him all along.

SHEPPARD: You think we’ve overlooked something?

McKAY (exasperated): I don’t know. Maybe. Look, all I know is I was up all night going over it and I’m drawing a blank, so, look, I could use a fresh perspective.

SHEPPARD: I’m not takin’ a bath with you.

(via janeconnor)

104, 38 Minutes

  • Rodney: Oh, I apologize for being the only person who truly comprehends how screwed we are!
  • John: Don't talk to me about screwed! And let's not give up on Markham and Stackhouse either. There's plenty of time to solve this thing, but you've got to stop using your mouth and start using your brain!
  • Rodney: I'm sorry. It's just, um, I react to certain doom a certain way.

alphavenger:

the dudes in skirts and hoechlin socks singing about free alcohol didn’t win

the cutie patootie aka keahu’s twin didn’t win

the gay dracula didn’t win

i don’t like how this ended

Hoechlin socks!

morgan leigh.: Can’t respond to replies via phone (grr), but: got some drugs, feeling...

morgan-leigh:

Can’t respond to replies via phone (grr), but: got some drugs, feeling a bit better (probably equally due to reading Scout’s surely curative ficlets in the waiting room), now about to hit up some pretty dresses and impressionist paintings at the Met. I WILL SAVE THIS DAY IF IT KILLS ME.

PS HOW…

http://archiveofourown.org/users/rageprufrock/pseuds/rageprufrock/works?fandom_id=44862

Stefon/Seth SNL RPF. Rageprufrock.

goblinparty:

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

(via hungrylikethewolfie)